This is a not-really-subtle pirate forward hoodie. Sometimes, even the subtlest nerd needs to be loud. Our crossed flintlocks jolly roger is sure to strike fear into the hearts of every gross boy that looks your way. And maybe get a couple drinks brought to the couch while you re-watch Gilmore Girls after he brings you more blankets since it'll never be warm enough at home for you.

This is a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings!

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood

Dead Men Tell No Tales Hoodie

$40.00Price
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    Generally, everything we provide is true to sizes you're used to. Most of our shirts our Bella + Canvas, and the few that aren't share similar sizing. For non-shirt items, feel free to check out the sizing guide, but again, if you've ever shopped online, these should fit in with what you're typical sizes are.

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