August 2006. Some of us were at summer camp, some of us were at the pool, and 424 astronomers in Prague voted our ninth planet off the roster while we weren't looking. My Very Educated Mother had Just Served Us Nine of something — and then she didn't anymore, and they never told us what happened to the pizzas. This is a shirt for holding a reasonable twenty-year grudge: one small demoted world, one tiny heart, no hard feelings toward Neptune. We remember, buddy.

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all. 

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!