Full Y2K liquid-chrome treatment — orbit ring, pixel-dither slashed microphone, EST. 2020 — applied to the most-spoken sentence of the modern era. The chrome is the joke: we gave a monument's finish to the tragedy of a man delivering an impassioned forty-five-second point to a grid of faces mouthing you're muted with increasing urgency. It happened to all of us. It will happen again, possibly today, possibly to someone reading this in a meeting right now. Est. 2020, ongoing forever. Check the icon. Check it again. You're still muted. Printed on the Bella + Canvas 3001 — soft, lightweight airlume cotton with a retail unisex fit.

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