I was a kid for Y2K, and the ambient adult panic was delicious — news anthems, canned goods, my uncle explaining the two-digit-year problem at Thanksgiving with visible enjoyment. Then midnight came, the lights stayed on, and everyone acted like nothing happened. This shirt is for the reason nothing happened: an army of engineers who fixed it so thoroughly the world got to be smug. Liquid chrome lettering, tested 12.31.1999 at 11:59 p.m. NOTHING HAPPENED. YOU'RE WELCOME. The greatest anticlimax of my childhood, finally wearing its credit. Printed on the Bella + Canvas 3001 — soft, lightweight airlume cotton with a retail unisex fit.

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