Every warlock is a person who read the terms and conditions, understood them completely, and clicked accept anyway. That's what separates the class from every other caster: the magic isn't earned or inherited, it's negotiated: power right now, fine print forever. It's the most novelistic class in the game, which is why the bookworms always find it. My warlock's patron once contacted her mid-combat like a landlord texting about rent. The eldritch blast is nice. The real draw is the relationship, and the fact that it was, technically, her idea.

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