A serene retro travel poster — souvenir script, sunset tones, pixelated lake — with one thing wrong that takes a second to spot: the reflection is desynced from the shoreline. WHERE EVERYONE ARRIVES 3 SECONDS LATE. I lived on the shores of Lag Lake for years. Dial-up latency meant I dodged behind a wall and died anyway, three seconds later, shot by a ghost in a past that hadn't reached me yet. You develop a philosophy about it eventually. Time is a suggestion. The kill-cam is a liar. Beautiful place, though. Wouldn't respawn anywhere else. Printed on the Bella + Canvas 3001 — soft, lightweight airlume cotton with a retail unisex fit.

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