Somewhere between the game table and the gym, I realized the two hobbies run on the same engine: turn order, resource management, and the eternal question of whether you have enough left in the tank for one more round. So when the programming says sprints and my legs file a formal objection, I do what any prepared caster does — I cast Haste. Doubled speed, extra action, and the well-documented crash when the spell ends, which any wizard will tell you is just the concentration dropping. Cardio is real. So is flavor text. Use both.



Printed on the Bella + Canvas 3001 — soft, lightweight airlume cotton with a retail unisex fit.



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