I did some truly unexplainable things before age twenty-five, and I want to be clear that neuroscience has my back. The prefrontal cortex — judgment, planning, "maybe don't" — is the last part of the brain to finish, and it takes its sweet time. Every questionable haircut, every 2 a.m. plan hatched in a friend's basement, every purchase made at a mall kiosk: not fully my fault. There were barricades up. There was a sign. Some of us just want the developmental biology on record, preferably somewhere our parents can read it.

Printed on the Bella + Canvas 3001 — soft, lightweight airlume cotton with a retail unisex fit.

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