Official club lockup — clipboard-wielding star mascot, an ominous empty eight-slot photo grid — for the most consequential governing body of 2005: whoever decided your Top 8. RANKINGS FINAL. NO APPEALS. People who weren't there think we're exaggerating. We are not. Friendships ended over slot four. Couples had summits about whether they were each other's number one. It was a public, ranked leaderboard of your entire heart, updated at 11 p.m. on a school night with the gravity of a papal decision. No social feature since has carried such raw diplomatic weight. The committee stands by its rulings. Printed on the Bella + Canvas 3001 — soft, lightweight airlume cotton with a retail unisex fit.

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