Airbrushed bootleg glamour shot of a mechanical keyboard, lightning and starbursts carrying the sacred specs — LUBED, GASKET MOUNTED — and the onomatopoeia block: THOCC. If that word means nothing to you, this shirt isn't yours yet. If it made you hear a sound, hello, I too have disassembled a functioning keyboard for feel reasons. SOUND TEST AT 2 AM is the truest line, because that's when it happens, typing nonsense in the dark, admiring the acoustics of a hobby that started as "I need a keyboard" and became a personality. It thoccs. That's the review. Printed on the Bella + Canvas 3001 — soft, lightweight airlume cotton with a retail unisex fit.

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