This Statement Is False | Paradox Tee Ash flat lay
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This Statement Is False | Paradox Tee

This Statement Is False | Paradox Tee

Regular price $32.00 USD
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Size guide & measurements

Garment measured flat, in inches. Sizes run true; if you are between sizes or want a relaxed fit, size up.

Unisex T-Shirt (Bella+Canvas 3001, Comfort Colors 1717)

SizeChest (in)Length (in)
S1828
M2029
L2230
XL2431
2XL2632
3XL2833
4XL3034
5XL3235

Tanks and Crops

SizeChest (in)Length (in)
S2027
M2228
L2429
XL2630
2XL2831
3XL3032

Full chart including hoodies and sweatshirts: size guide. All sales are final, so please check the measurements before ordering.

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Read it, then read it again, and enjoy the small crash it causes. The liar paradox has been breaking logicians since the Greeks and it still fits on a shirt. For people who like a joke that never resolves.

Combed ringspun cotton, unisex sizing, true to size. Order a size up for a roomier fit. Comes in Athletic Heather, Ash, Natural and White.

Made to order and shipped in 3 to 5 business days. Nothing is sitting in a bin somewhere. The DTG print stays soft and takes a wash without flaking. Wash cold, inside out, tumble dry low.

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This Statement Is False | Paradox Tee White flat lay

Made for the people who catch it

Printed when you order, so nothing sits in a warehouse guessing at your taste. Soft cotton, true to size, and a print that stays put.

This Statement Is False | Paradox Tee

This Statement Is False | Paradox Tee

$32.00

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  • Printed when you order, ships in 3 to 5 days

Free shipping on every US order. Buy 2 tees, get 1 free.