My dad showed me the Möbius strip trick with a paper ring and a pair of scissors at the kitchen table, and I made him do it three more times because I was certain he was cheating. Half a twist, tape the ends, and the universe quietly breaks one of its own rules: one edge, one side, no seam where the impossible happens. I must have made forty of them that week. The shirt technically has two sides. The shirt is also legally permitted one topology joke, and it's committed to the bit.

Printed on the Bella + Canvas 3001 — soft, lightweight airlume cotton with a retail unisex fit.

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