It's laid out exactly like the airbrushed rap bootlegs at the mall kiosk (starbursts, lens flares, glamour portrait) except the icon being memorialized is a home router, and the tribute text is the ritual: unplug it, count to 30, plug it back in. Which is correct. That box has carried my household through every era of my life, fixing itself via ceremony like some small blinking shrine. Twenty-plus years of technical progress and the number one repair procedure in human history is still turn it off and count. Somebody finally put the legend on a shirt.

Printed on the Bella + Canvas 3001, soft, lightweight airlume cotton with a retail unisex fit.

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