I once lost a friend for eleven minutes over "literally." We were fifteen, it was a card shop, and I could not — physically could not — let it go. The Pedantry Club is for those of us who feel corrections rise in our throats like a sneeze. We know it's not endearing. We know you meant *fewer*. We're working on it, in the sense that we have acknowledged the problem in writing. Membership is automatic the moment you read the subtitle on this crest and feel a small, shameful glow of approval.

Printed on the Bella + Canvas 3001 — soft, lightweight airlume cotton with a retail unisex fit.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!