I can be delightful for approximately four hours. Ask anyone. Hour five, something behind my eyes begins powering down noncritical systems — small talk goes first, then facial expressions, then the ability to hear a story about someone's kitchen renovation. It's not personal. It was never personal. Introverts don't hate people; we just run on a battery that parties drain and bookshelves recharge, and no one's shipped a fix. The red 4% is the most honest status indicator ever printed. Wear the warning. Let people plan accordingly. Low power mode is self-care.

Printed on the Bella + Canvas 3001 — soft, lightweight airlume cotton with a retail unisex fit.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!