The arcade cabinet never argued with you. You died, the screen said CONTINUE?, the countdown started, and nobody blamed the controller, the lag, or the sun glare. You either had another quarter or you had a skill issue — the machine's honesty was total. I think about that every time I hear a grown adult (me) explain a lost match with forensic detail. Two words end every excuse ever mounted. It's a harsh diagnosis, but it comes with a treatment plan: insert coin. Run it back. Get better. The cabinet believed in you.

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