Somewhere around fifth grade I read a certain book under the covers with a flashlight, and the thing that radicalized me wasn't the dragon. It was the meal schedule. Six of them. Daily. Presented (and this is the part I still can't forgive) as fantasy. Breakfast, then a second breakfast, then a little something at eleven, and everyone acting like this was the natural rhythm of civilized life. It is. I've known it in my bones since I was ten. The club holds no meetings before the kettle's on. The chapter convenes at eleven sharp, and again whenever.

Printed on the Bella + Canvas 3001, soft, lightweight airlume cotton with a retail unisex fit. The kettle-and-eggs crest was built for the forest green.

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