Until someone asks "you good?", I am both. That's the experiment. The box stays closed, the wave function stays uncollapsed, and I remain simultaneously fine and not fine in perfect quantum superposition — usually while standing in a kitchen holding a coffee I forgot to drink. Schrödinger designed his thought experiment to mock quantum theory; instead he accidentally described every Tuesday I've ever had. Observation changes the outcome. Ask me carefully. Sometimes the kindest thing a friend ever did was just sit next to the box and not open it.

Printed on the Bella + Canvas 3001 — soft, lightweight airlume cotton with a retail unisex fit.

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