It took me embarrassingly long to learn that rest days aren't skipped workouts — they're the part where the gains actually install. Muscle is built in recovery, not in the session; the workout just files the request. Every gamer already understands this mechanic perfectly: you don't get stronger during the boss fight, you get stronger at the save point. So that's what the shirt declares on the days the gym doesn't see me. Not resting. Respawning. Health bar refilling, cooldowns resetting, patch notes applying overnight. Back tomorrow with buffs.

Printed on the Bella + Canvas 3001 — soft, lightweight airlume cotton with a retail unisex fit.

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