Varsity athletic lockup, sprinting stopwatch mascot, and a weight class that reads VARSITY ANY% — a letterman tee for a sport your school never sanctioned. FRAME PERFECT OR NOTHING at the hem. I fell down the speedrun rabbit hole watching a stream where a man performed a glitch requiring inputs precise to one-sixtieth of a second, failed it forty times, hit it once, and the chat erupted like a stadium. That's athletics. That's more athletic than half of what got letter jackets at my school. The team exists. Tryouts are whenever you press reset. Printed on the Bella + Canvas 3001 — soft, lightweight airlume cotton with a retail unisex fit.

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