This looks like it came free with a service call in 1997 — clip-art desktop tower, gradient globe, phone-book typesetting, PROUDLY REBOOTING SINCE 1997. Every small town had this exact shop: one strip-mall storefront, a guy named something like Dale, and a diagnostic protocol printed right here on the shirt — have you tried turning it off and on? The dirty secret of the entire industry is that Dale's question is still step one at every help desk on Earth. Somewhere he's retired and fishing. His methodology remains undefeated. Printed on the Bella + Canvas 3001 — soft, lightweight airlume cotton with a retail unisex fit.

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