A woodsy summer-camp tee — badge border, arched lettering, campfire — except the flame is a blinking text cursor, and the camp motto is the entire discipline in three words: ASK IT NICELY. Filed on the rack between a real church-camp shirt from 1997 and somebody's 5K, it read like an artifact from a future thrift store, already nostalgic for right now. And honestly? Accurate. We built machines that speak, and the hot new technical skill turned out to be phrasing — the thing every bookworm trained for their whole life. Camp's in session. Please and thank you. Printed on the Bella + Canvas 3001 — soft, lightweight airlume cotton with a retail unisex fit.

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