I have never once beaten a game efficiently. Main story? The main story can wait — there's an old man by a fence with an exclamation point over his head, and he needs someone to find his chickens. I've read every optional book in every in-game library. I've 100%-ed maps for towns the plot never visits. And it leaked into real life exactly like you'd think: the errand that becomes a detour that becomes the best afternoon of the month. The main quest is just what's on the box. The side quests are where you actually live.

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