I was going to write this one earlier. The Procrastinators Society is the largest unofficial organization on Earth — no meetings have ever been successfully scheduled, the founding charter is due next week, and the crest took years because the committee kept opening new tabs. And yet: every paper I ever turned in at 11:58 p.m. was, frankly, pretty good. That's the dark secret of our order. The panic *is* the process. We were always going to get it done. We just needed the deadline to look us dead in the eye first.

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