The first time someone told me to explain my broken code to a rubber duck, I assumed I was being hazed. Then I tried it. Halfway through saying the problem out loud — to a bath toy, alone, like a fully functioning adult — I heard the bug in my own sentence. The duck said nothing. The duck never says anything. That's the entire discipline. Somewhere out there is a guild of us who have been humbled by molded plastic waterfowl, and this crest is our coat of arms. Quack once for enlightenment.

Printed on the Bella + Canvas 3001 — soft, lightweight airlume cotton with a retail unisex fit.

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