Octopus — Three Hearts. Nine Brains. Zero Patience. | Vintage Science Tee

$29.50 USD

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Color Athletic Heather Ash Natural White

Size XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL

Size guide & measurements

Garment measured flat, in inches. Sizes run true; if you are between sizes or want a relaxed fit, size up.

Unisex T-Shirt (Bella+Canvas 3001, Comfort Colors 1717)

Size	Chest (in)	Length (in)
S	18	28
M	20	29
L	22	30
XL	24	31
2XL	26	32
3XL	28	33
4XL	30	34
5XL	32	35

Tanks and Crops

Size	Chest (in)	Length (in)
S	20	27
M	22	28
L	24	29
XL	26	30
2XL	28	31
3XL	30	32

Full chart including hoodies and sweatshirts: size guide. All sales are final, so please check the measurements before ordering.

Three hearts, nine brains, and absolutely no interest in your enrichment activities. The octopus solves the puzzle box, then leaves through a gap the size of its eyeball out of pure spite. Vintage science plate for people who respect a smart animal with an attitude.

Combed ringspun cotton, unisex sizing, true to size. Order a size up for a roomier fit. Comes in Athletic Heather, Ash, Natural and White.

Made to order and shipped in 3 to 5 business days. Nothing is sitting in a bin somewhere. The DTG print stays soft and takes a wash without flaking. Wash cold, inside out, tumble dry low.

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Octopus — Three Hearts. Nine Brains. Zero Patience. | Vintage Science Tee Natural flat lay

Made for the people who catch it

Printed when you order, so nothing sits in a warehouse guessing at your taste. Soft cotton, true to size, and a print that stays put.

Octopus — Three Hearts. Nine Brains. Zero Patience. | Vintage Science Tee

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Printed when you order, ships in 3 to 5 days

Free shipping on every US order. Buy 2 tees, get 1 free.