I spent an entire weekend in high school convinced my handheld console had a rare hardware fault. Consulted forums. Read schematics. Theorized about corrupted save chips. The batteries were dead. That was my formal introduction to Occam's Razor — the medieval principle that the simplest explanation is usually the right one — and I have relearned it approximately monthly ever since. The mysterious noise is the dryer. The "lost" keys are in the jacket. It's not a conspiracy, it's a Tuesday. Seven hundred years old and it still wins more debates than anyone carrying it.

Printed on the Bella + Canvas 3001 — soft, lightweight airlume cotton with a retail unisex fit.

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