The oldest sentence in software, and I've said it with my whole chest while a coworker watched my "working" code detonate on his laptop like I'd personally sabotaged it. It works on my machine is simultaneously an excuse, a confession, and a genuine philosophical position about the nature of truth in distributed systems. The shrug is load-bearing. Somewhere right now, a junior dev is typing it into the team chat, and a senior dev is closing their eyes and remembering when they, too, believed environments were real. It worked. On my machine. What more is there.

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