The oldest wisdom in gaming comes from a cave: an old man, a wooden sword, and a warning about going alone. My mom ran the same cave out of our kitchen. You could not leave that house for an adventure (creek, bike ramp, unsupervised woods) without provisions being pressed into your hands. She was right. The old man was right. Every party wipe I've ever been part of, digital or otherwise, traces back to somebody skipping the pedestal. Take the sword, sure. But take the trail mix first. Danger is negotiable. A blood-sugar crash at the far end of the woods is not.

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