Every nerd carries the same origin wound: you loved a thing when loving it cost you something, and then the world showed up late to the party acting like they found the place. I read the books before the movies. I played the game before the streamers. I'm not bitter — okay, I'm one specific kind of bitter, the kind that's mostly pride wearing a disguise. This design is that feeling, fully aware of itself, printed in big editorial type. Being early never paid. It was never supposed to. We did it for the loot nobody else wanted yet.

Printed on the Bella + Canvas 3001 — soft, lightweight airlume cotton with a retail unisex fit.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!