I Think, Therefore I Am (Probably) | Philosophy Tee
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I Think, Therefore I Am (Probably) | Philosophy Tee

I Think, Therefore I Am (Probably) | Philosophy Tee

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Garment measured flat, in inches. Sizes run true; if you are between sizes or want a relaxed fit, size up.

Unisex T-Shirt (Bella+Canvas 3001, Comfort Colors 1717)

SizeChest (in)Length (in)
S1828
M2029
L2230
XL2431
2XL2632
3XL2833
4XL3034
5XL3235

Tanks and Crops

SizeChest (in)Length (in)
S2027
M2228
L2429
XL2630
2XL2831
3XL3032

Full chart including hoodies and sweatshirts: size guide. All sales are final, so please check the measurements before ordering.

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Descartes was sure about it. You are hedging. That parenthetical is the entire joke, and philosophy majors appreciate the epistemic humility.

Soft combed ringspun cotton with a unisex fit that runs true to size. Size up one if you want it relaxed and a little longer. Color range runs athletic heather, ash, natural, and white.

Printed to order, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting on you. Orders ship in 3 to 5 business days. The DTG print stays soft instead of sitting on top like a sticker, and it holds up in the wash. Wash cold, inside out, tumble dry low.

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I Think, Therefore I Am (Probably) | Philosophy Tee Natural flat lay

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Printed when you order, so nothing sits in a warehouse guessing at your taste. Soft cotton, true to size, and a print that stays put.

I Think, Therefore I Am (Probably) | Philosophy Tee

I Think, Therefore I Am (Probably) | Philosophy Tee

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  • Printed when you order, ships in 3 to 5 days

Free shipping on every US order. Buy 2 tees, get 1 free.