Descartes doubted everything until he hit bedrock: the one fact he couldn't doubt was that someone was doing the doubting. Rock solid. Bulletproof. And then you take one philosophy elective, learn about simulation arguments and brains in vats, and suddenly even the bedrock could use a footnote. This shirt is the whole history of epistemology in one parenthetical — maximum certainty, honestly qualified. The bust would approve. Probably.

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all. 

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!