I saw the plot twist coming, and I need you to understand what that cost me. Because when you clock it in chapter six, you don't get to enjoy the shock, you spend three hundred pages gathering evidence like a little detective, unable to tell anyone, watching the other characters miss it. And then the reveal lands and you make that insufferable small nod. My book club knows the nod. They've threatened consequences for the nod. Calling the twist isn't smugness, it's a lonely gift, and this is the support group shirt.

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