I come from a proud lineage of dinner-table explainers. We don't argue — arguing implies the outcome is in doubt. What we do is walk you through it: patiently, with sources, occasionally drawing on a napkin. My family has ruined multiple board game nights this way, each of us insisting we weren't upset while citing the rulebook by page number. This is the shirt version of the napkin. It won't end the debate — nothing ends the debate — but it clarifies your position going in, which any good explainer will tell you is half the battle.

Printed on the Bella + Canvas 3001 — soft, lightweight airlume cotton with a retail unisex fit.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!