I have read entire novels about people surviving impossible odds, and yet I have personally overseen the decline of a fern that needed one thing from me. One. Water, occasionally. The Houseplant Protection Society exists because we love them, we research them, we rotate them toward the light like devoted little druids — and still, sometimes, we walk past the same drooping pothos for nine days saying "I should water that" in an increasingly haunted voice. This crest is our apology and our vow. We're sorry, Fern. You deserved a better wizard.

Printed on the Bella + Canvas 3001 — soft, lightweight airlume cotton with a retail unisex fit.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!