Souvenir postcard letters filled with gentle green starter hills, floating arrows, and helpful exclamation points. POPULATION: YOU. Every game begins here — the sunlit meadow where enemies attack one at a time and a friendly voice explains walking — and I have a confession: I love it. No stakes, full health, every chest a guaranteed win. Some evenings after a long week I'll start a new game just to stand in the tutorial zone, a tourist in the only town where nothing has ever gone wrong. PRESS ANY BUTTON TO LEAVE. You first. I'm on vacation. Printed on the Bella + Canvas 3001 — soft, lightweight airlume cotton with a retail unisex fit.

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