Souvenir postcard layout for a destination that no longer exists: my first free homepage. Hazard stripes, a tiled starfield, and a hit counter frozen at VISITOR NO. 000041 — and I want it on record that all forty-one of those visits were probably me checking if anyone had visited. UNDER CONSTRUCTION SINCE 1999 is the truest line on the shirt, because the page was never finished, was never going to be finished; the construction GIF was the content. It was ugly and it was mine and I learned HTML on it. Population: one webmaster, age eleven. Printed on the Bella + Canvas 3001 — soft, lightweight airlume cotton with a retail unisex fit.

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