Every cat I have ever known sleeps in a perfect logarithmic spiral, and I refuse to believe it's accidental. You watch them do the little pre-nap rotation — one turn, two turns, tuck the nose under the tail — and what emerges is the same curve that builds seashells and galaxies, executed flawlessly by an animal that cannot be bothered to acknowledge its own name. The sequence goes 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, and then trails off into zzz, which is exactly how far my childhood cat ever let me count before the math dissolved into purring.

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