The second law of thermodynamics is the only law of physics with a sense of humor, and the joke is on all of us. This design starts as a perfect grid of dots and dissolves into scatter — which is also the story of your desk, your download folder, your garage, and every group chat you've ever joined. Order is temporary. Chaos is thermodynamically subsidized. Wear the only excuse that's been peer-reviewed since 1850: it's not laziness, it's the universe.

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all. 

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!