Found between two golf polos at a Goodwill, and I stood in the aisle hearing it: that shrieking handshake song every kid my age can still hum, the sound of the internet clearing its throat. The layout is pure concert tee: arched lettering, lightning bolts, a phone jack where the band should be. 56 kbps of pure sound, one night only, per page load. And it was a tour, wasn't it? Every house on the block, one summer at a time, someone yelling GET OFF THE PHONE from another room like a roadie killing the encore.

Printed on the Bella + Canvas 3001, soft, lightweight airlume cotton with a retail unisex fit.

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