There was a crow on my walk to school that I swear ran a background check on me. I threw it half a granola bar exactly once, in maybe seventh grade, and for two years afterward it would drop down to the fence line and give me the look — the *well?* look. Crows recognize human faces. They hold grudges. They tell their friends. It's all documented science, and it's also the most relatable thing in the animal kingdom. Be nice to the smart birds. They're keeping a list, and you're on it one way or the other.

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