The Subtle Nerd

Chaotic Neutral

$40.00 USD

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Style Tee Hoodie

Color Solid Black Triblend Athletic Grey Triblend Black Sport Grey

Size XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL

Size guide & measurements

Garment measured flat, in inches. Sizes run true; if you are between sizes or want a relaxed fit, size up.

Unisex T-Shirt (Bella+Canvas 3001 and 3413 triblend)

Size	Chest (in)	Length (in)
XS	16.5	27
S	18	28
M	20	29
L	22	30
XL	24	31
2XL	26	32
3XL	28	33
4XL	30	34
5XL	32	35

Hoodies and Sweatshirts (Gildan 18500 / 18000)

Size	Chest (in)	Length (in)
S	20	27
M	22	28
L	24	29
XL	26	30
2XL	28	31
3XL	30	32
4XL	32	33
5XL	34	34

Full chart and blank-by-blank measurements: size guide. All sales are final, so please check the measurements before ordering.

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Soft combed ringspun cotton with a unisex fit that runs true to size. Size up one if you want it relaxed and a little longer. Pick it up in solid black triblend or athletic grey triblend.

Printed to order, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting on you. Orders ship in 3 to 5 business days. The DTG print stays soft instead of sitting on top like a sticker, and it holds up in the wash. Wash cold, inside out, tumble dry low.

Also comes as a hoodie. Use the Style picker above. Fabric and fit change with the style, so here is the rest of it. The hoodie is a Gildan 18500. Heavy blend, half cotton and half polyester at 8 oz, so it keeps its shape and does not go thin at the elbows. Double-lined hood, front pouch pocket, ribbed cuffs and waistband. Roomy through the body and true to size. The white runs a little off-white. That is the fabric, not the print.

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Chaotic Neutral Shirt - Athletic Grey Triblend

Made for the people who catch it

Printed when you order, so nothing sits in a warehouse guessing at your taste. A print that stays put, on something worth putting it on.

Chaotic Neutral

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Save 15% at 3, 20% at 4, 25% at 5
Printed when you order, ships in 2 to 5 business days

Save 15% at 3, 20% at 4, 25% at 5. Printed when you order.

Shipping and returns

Shipping and delivery

Everything is printed once you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse with your name on it. Printing takes 2 to 5 business days.

Delivery after that runs 3 to 5 business days in the US, 5 to 10 to Canada, and 10 to 20 everywhere else.

International orders can pick up customs fees on arrival. Those are set by your country and we have no say in them.

Returns and damages

All sales are final. Every piece is made for you after the order comes in, so there is no shelf to put it back on. That covers size swaps as well, so check the size guide above before you buy, and ask us if you are between sizes.

If it turns up damaged or the print is wrong, that one is on us. Get in touch within a week and we will sort out a replacement.

Need an address changed? Message us quickly. We cannot edit or cancel an order once it is placed, but we will do what we can before it goes to print.