My high school chemistry teacher drew this molecule on the whiteboard on a Monday morning, tapped it, and said: this is the only reason I'm here. Best lecture of the year. There's something deeply satisfying about knowing the structural formula of the thing keeping you upright — like being on a first-name basis with a load-bearing wall. Most people just drink coffee. Some of us like to acknowledge the specific arrangement of carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, and oxygen doing the actual work. It has done more for civilization than most emperors.

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