Earnest local-business swag — clip-art server rack beside a suburban house silhouette, FAMILY-OWNED SINCE 2019 — for the proud institution of a guy self-hosting things in his basement. UPTIME IS A LIFESTYLE, and it is: I know a man who monitors his home rack's temperature more attentively than his own, whose family movie night runs off a media server with redundant drives and a UPS. Is it overkill? Absolutely. Is his uptime better than several companies I've worked for? Also absolutely. The LLC is aspirational. The rack hum is real. Printed on the Bella + Canvas 3001 — soft, lightweight airlume cotton with a retail unisex fit.

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