Any% means you beat the game by whatever route works — skips allowed, glitches allowed, dignity optional. Applied to adulthood, that's: taxes filed at 11:54 p.m., dinner that is technically cereal, laundry declared clean by the sniff test. The splits timer on this shirt is real and it is judging you, but a finished run is a finished run. No world record. Personal best: still alive. GG.

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all. 

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!