I own more dice than I have ever needed for any legal purpose. Full sets, orphaned d20s, a metal set too heavy to actually roll on a friend's table without leaving evidence. Do I need them? The question misunderstands the relationship. Dice goblins do not acquire shiny math rocks because we need them; we acquire them because the little bag goes *clack* and something ancient in the brain lights up. The Order has no initiation. One day you buy a set because it looks like a galaxy, and you're simply one of us.

Printed on the Bella + Canvas 3001 — soft, lightweight airlume cotton with a retail unisex fit.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!